The Sudden Fear Has Left Me Trembling

Singlish pwn whores and bastards ah!

Today after school hor, me and bernard go take mrt to woodland , then on the way ar we were standing up, somemore alot ppl on mrt very crowded like one swamp of bee sia.

Then when reached khatib hor got one 'whore' so old liao wear tube, mini skirt,and the boots la don no come out from which country one wat to get down the mrt mah,she push my bag, then say excuse me,
den i giv way to her liao but too late the door close so she not happy with me lor and spilt me with her vegetables languages lah,
den i not happy so i play singlish with her la,
then she get pwned by me liao she not happy then look at my name tag and note down my name say want complain to schoo la.

Then i say feel free to do so lor,
and then bernard scold her lao char bo she flame till wan roar like one lion la.
Beside her got one uncle kpo say in hokkien' ji bang eh gina getting out of hands + no manner' think we don understand la,
but then i really don understand la but bernard does,
so he tell me lor,
then i scold tat guy so old already,
few more years going die liao still talk so much crap la but i doubt he understand.
Then lik that lor,
when reach yishun that whore and old man get down the mrt liao lor, i think they is heading to the hotel to do business la.



Reached woodland,
headed to causeway point to have lunch with ber at ljs.

Walked jl to get his stuff,
and took mrt to novena then walked to hospital to meet ray,sandy and mum to visit daddy.
Accompained him till 8 and homed with my bandito's meal.

:)